So, on Saturday the Sig-O and I are going to Gualala for Brian Fies’s book-signing at the Four-Eyed Frog. And tonight, the Sig-O says, “Do you have a copy of Brian’s book?”
And I’m all, “Um, yeah,” because I have two (but one’s lent out).
And he’s all, “Could you bring it on Saturday?”
“Sure, why?”
” ’cause I’d hate it if Brian asked me a question about the book and I didn’t know how to answer it.”
And I’m all, “Darn, he found out about the pop quiz!”