Archive for May, 2009

Angels and Demons, Salsa And Chips

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Angels and Demons
Starring: Tom Hanks, Ewan MacGregor
Directed by: Rom Howard, 2009

(Warning; May contain spoilers)

Oh, no! A [a) terrorist; b) disgruntled ex-employee; c) fanatic] has stolen a [a:) nuclear warhead; b) deadly neurotoxin; c:)canister of anti-matter] from [a) Starbuck's; b) a secret government lab; c) the CERN Large Hadron Collider]. He plans to [a)kill everyone at the Superbowl; b) release it into New York City's water supply; c) destroy Vatican City]. Only a [a) disgraced ex-cop; b) jaded science geek; c) sarcastic academic nerd] can decipher the [a) last cell phone call; b) fifty-year-old blueprints; c) cryptic archival documents and arcane symbols] within the next [a) twenty-four; b) two; c) five] hours. The villain turns out to be [a) the person you least suspected; b) the hottie in the red convertible; c) the person you knew you were supposed to least suspect, so you immediately suspected them].

If you answered C to all of these, you don’t have to watch Ron Howard’s adaptation of Dan Brown’s Angels and Demons.

You might want to watch it anyway though. Here’s why.

My friends Greg and Mary introduced me to the concept of watching bad movies, not as a waste of time, but as sport. They used to host bad-movie parties. Angels and Demons almost—almost—makes it as a beautiful, big-budget, blow-out, wrap-it-up-in-a-velvet-ribbon Bad Movie. It falls short because it’s too pretty and the story is too somber, as if the movie’s hijinks really have something important to say about science and religion, courage and faith.

But it’s so very close!

The movie is gorgeous, with glorious exteriors that look like they really are Rome, (the royal palace at Caserta acted as stand-in for the Vatican), and exquisite sets full of marble columns and floors, replicas of famous artwork, and lush color, like the line of cardinals in their reds filing up to be locked in the Sistine Chapel for the Conclave. Each frame has deep shadows and rich “magical hour” lighting. The action sequences are good. There’s a great, suspenseful scene in a Roman fountain, and I think maybe the scenes set at the particle accelerator were really filmed there.

Tom Hanks is good, of course, although Robert Langdon isn’t the most demanding character he’s ever played. It’s, basically, academic and perceptive, academic and sarcastic, academic and irritated, just irritated, and angry. All the other actors do great jobs too, but for Hanks this has got to be practically a paid vacation.

The plot is a trifecta; preposterous, implausible and yet predictable. How predictable? I’ll show you. Four cardinals have been abducted from the Vatican. One will be killed each hour. Quick—how many cardinals will Robert Langdon be too late to save? That’s right. Three. It’s that predictable. Here’s another one. The Vatican archives have airtight low-oxygen reading chambers walled with bullet-proof glass. Quick—what’s going to happen?

There’s a woman. Her name is Vittoria. She wears black slacks and a black pullover. At the end she gets to wear a black dress. She explains about anti-matter and “the God Particle,” and translates some Latin for Langdon—even though she’s a physicist. She defaces a book, and from then on she might as well be the dead Pontiff’s pet cat for all the forward motion she gives the plot.

Oh, and remind me later to talk about PG-13 versus R ratings.

What did I like? As I said, the action sequences, even when stupid (“Quick, let’s split up!”) were well done. The single biggest fun–even though I’m sure it’s inaccurate–was the imagining of the Vatican archives. It was awesome. I could have watched six or seven more scenes set there.

A&D is really pretty and it tries really, really hard, so I give it honorary Bad Movie status. A few months from now, when you’re buying salsa and chips for your A&D Bad Movie Day, here are some things to keep in mind to get the ball rolling:

The branding irons. They’ve in English!

The whole helicopter scene.

“Illuminatus! Illuminatus!”

Enjoy.

Quote of the Week

Friday, May 29th, 2009

I’ve been gathering some interesting Supreme Court Nominee quotes. Then I wanted to post a discussion of the movie Angels and Demons, but things happened and I haven’t gotten it done yet.

Then, today, I came across this, and it is simply too precious to waste. I had to post it before Jon Stewart gets hold of it. This is a description (with a quote) of a speech former President Bush gave on 5/28/09 in Michigan. Added emphasis is mine and mine alone.

“Next to the time he learned America had been attacked by terrorists, Bush said his most troubling time was the near economic collapse late in his presidency. Told inaction would lead to a crisis worse than the Great Depression, Bush said he decided he had to intervene to prevent widespread stock market collapse and bank failure.

“That’s a sobering moment,” he said. “I thought about it, and I didn’t really want to be that president. So I abandoned free-market principles.” ”

“Bush: Freedom will prevail and economy thrive;” Josh Weinhold, the Elkhart Truth, as quoted at Msnbc.com

5/29/09

Cute, Squared

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Go to themudflats.net and scroll down to 5/27/09 for the pictures of the twin baby moose. (Mooses?) It’s worth it!

Lone Star

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

Huffington Post had a story today about the mayor of a Texas town who, after wining 89% of the vote in his last re-election, resigned this week, announcing that he was in love with a man who was not in the United States legally. He is quoted as saying something like, “I had to do the right thing, and we had to go stand in line in Mexico for a visa,” instead of getting sworn in.

This story has practically everything! First of all, it’s Texas. You know, “I’m-leaving-the-union-where’s-my-money” Texas! Secondly, it’s about gay love, undocumented immigration and doing the right thing. It’s just about perfect right there. But wait. There’s icing on this delicious moral/personal/political cupcake—the mayor’s last name is Lown. That has to be pronounced “Lone,” doesn’t it? As in Lone Star State? Did somebody make this up?

The Heart of a New Machine

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

“He is no more than the chief officer of the people, appointed by the laws, and circumscribed with definite powers, to assist in working the great machine of government erected for their use, and consequently subject to their superintendence.”

Thomas Jefferson

“Welcome to the ten-day anniversary of my first 100 days.”
President Barack Obama, May8, 2009, addressing the Washington Correspondents’ Dinner

I picked up a copy of the first chapter of the graphic novel Ex Machina at Paperbacks Unlimited on Sunday. The book won—and I’m quoting from the cover—“numerous Eisner awards,” including Best New Series, in 2005.

Current events have given the book a psychic, symbolic weight it didn’t necessarily earn, but still, the premise is intriguing.

In 2002, Mitchell Hundred is the newly elected mayor of New York City and an out-of-the-closet superhero, a weirdo who can communicate with machines. When someone tries to shoot him at a speech, Hundred yells, “Jam!” disabling the assailant’s weapon, later explaining to his exasperated security detail, “It was a semi-automatic—I could talk to it!” A bit later he destroys the recording device worn by an Albany-based political bully who plans to gather blackmail material.

Hundred deals with political chicanery, the serial murders of snow-plow operators during the worst snow storm of the year, and the PR problem of an offensive work of art that was subsidized by the city. Through flashbacks we see how Mitchell, a civil engineer, developed his mysterious power, when a glowing green object attached to the Brooklyn Bridge exploded in his face. We also see his attempts, with his two mentors, Bradbury and Kremlin, to be a genuine masked crime-fighter. He is on his way to being a footnote in the vigilante hall of fame—until September 11, 2001, when he manages to stop one of the hijacked airliners, and saves the second World Trade Tower.

In Chapter One, the authors introduce an interesting array of characters. The “mystery” of the snowplow murders is a little thin, bolstered primarily by the stunning artwork deployed in this part of the book. The most interesting plot is the flap about state-sponsored art, and the resolution, while a bit too neat, delivers some insights into the character of the artist.

Mitchell Hundred is something more rare than a tights-and-cape crime-fighter. He’s a citizen. His mother raised him to get involved with the governance of his own society, and he chose the name Great Machine from the words of Thomas Jefferson about the role of the president.

This opening chapter, while not perfect, is compelling. Plenty of hints are nicely laid down for future development, such as a reference to Hundred’s past enemy Pherson, who is believed to be dead, (and we all know what that means); or the fracturing alliance between Kremlin, Hundred’s strange Russian father-figure, and Bradbury. The colors of the panels drew me in, from the underwater greens and blues, to yellows and oranges that are nearly luminous, to harsh browns and purples where needed. Individual panels, such as a close-up of Police Commissioner Amy Angotti, are dramatic.

Sitting in 2009, it’s strange to read a comic book about an intelligent, strong, almost messianic dark-horse candidate who is swept into power as a reaction to a societal catastrophe. It’s interesting to watch that character struggle with the completely unrealistic expectations and demands. And it’s even a little more eerie when the title of the book is The First Hundred Days.

Ex Machina; the First Hundred Days
Brian K Vaughan et al
Windstorm Press

The Phantom Gallery

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

I took the overtimers at the Mendocino Avenue office pizza for lunch on Saturday. Right across the street, at the corner of Mendocino and 7th, a vacant storefront hosts one of Santa Rosa’s phantom galleries. Phantom galleries, what a cool idea! The city allows the Art Council to mount shows or installations in vacant commercial space. This gets someone into the (many) vacant storefronts and gives new artists some exposure.

The artist on display is David Glendening, a UC Davis grad with a degree in Art Studio (should I know what that is?) and Creative Writing. The name of the show is “Ghosts; Loss, Memory and Regrowth,” and Saturday was its last day, so I got lucky since I went in totally on impulse. You can find Glendening on Facebook at Facebook.com/Daniel-J-Glendening/47813568364.

His main installation sat in the center of the room. I don’t know which piece it was, by title. (I could guess. . . The Hermit’s Cabin?) It looked like a burned out house; papier mache walls painted to look scorched; real bits of wooden fence, pennants of torn fabric suspended, beams stacked to look as if a structure had fallen in on itself. When I walked closer and looked down into the piece I could see the layers, scraps of tinsel, Christmas lights, cloth, etc. Around the edges were rock-like lumps made of paper wrapped with masking tape in Day-Glo colors; yellow, hot pink, green. I’m a fan of narrative art so this piece, with its story, touched me. He also had a trio of beautiful panels that looked like topo maps or the plot of a seismograph. The docent who greeted me shortly after I came in said she liked the panels the best—she said the radiating lines, with broader and broader gaps between them as the design flowed out from the center, reminded her of “her own memory gaps.” I agreed. She’s in her thirties. The woman doesn’t know from memory gaps.

Glendening also had a large tactile piece made of wooden pallets topped by a “head”—I’m stretching here—with what looked like handmade paper mask and long thick strands of hemp twine as hair. It cried out to be touched; both the docent and I resisted, but she said she thought she could wear the headpiece, it was that appealing.

This particular phantom gallery will be moving to a store-front two buildings behind it; next to the 7th Street parking structure. There is good news; the storefront they are currently in has been rented to the comic book store across the street. One tiny benefit of a down-turning economy.

After I left I walked back towards the parking structure. There had been several businesses in the trio of shopfronts back there. All three of them are currently vacant.

Anyway, I hope the new phantom gallery gets lots of foot traffic from the parking structure, and I hope we see more of Glendening’s work around the county.

Free-Range Venus

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

Before we saw the Indigo Girls, Terry and I had dinner at Venus.

It’s at 2327 Shattuck, a narrow red-brick-walled space with about fifteen tables and a big window overlooking the street. Out front, the name is spelled out in what looks like hammered copper against dark wood framing, and the menu display is a lyre-shape in the same metallic material, only silvery.

Everything on the menu looked appealing, but the most attractive was the roast chicken. Then a woman at the table next to me ordered it, and it looked and smelled every bit as good as it read. The next time I’m there I’m going to order it.

The night of the concert I wasn’t that hungry, so I had the mushroom crostini and a spring lettuce salad. The crostini had a perfect blending of flavor and texture; the earthy-woodiness of the mushrooms and the bite of fresh new asparagus contrasting with a creamy lemon ricotta cheese spread that was tangy, not sweet. The bread was crusty and chewy, but could be cut with a fork without spraying mushroom shrapnel everywhere.

Terry ordered the spring vegetables with risotto, which came in two thick disks, golden brown on top. Everything looked fresh, as though it had been picked that morning. She had a glass of red wine (I don’t remember the name) that complemented the dish very well, she said.

The salad was nice, with some tasty baby radishes, but nothing special.

If you want special, though, let’s talk about their desserts.

Terry ordered the fresh strawberry gallette, fruit in a warm pastry crust with fresh-whipped cream. Of course there was a decadent chocolate thing on the menu and of course I ordered it; the Schaffenberger chocolate terrine. It also came covered in a fog of whipped cream, garnished with a handful of fresh raspberries, just enough to cut the sweetness of the chocolate. For me this was close to the perfect dessert. It rivaled St Orres’s historic chocolate decadence. We both ordered coffee. It came in tall clear glass cups. This is the first time I’ve had coffee with a head on it. I’m not joking. The coffee is French-pressed, and came with a cream-soda colored froth on the top, along with a pot of half-and-half and a little of turbinado sugar lumps. Terry poured some cream into hers, and stirred, and then poured some more, and then some more, and finally the coffee began to change color. It was that strong. I went through the same process. I should have tasted it before I started doctoring it, but I have the feeling that even though it was mega-strong, there wasn’t a lot of bitterness to the brew.

Our meal was served by a server who was attentive, friendly without being obtrusive and knowledgeable without being snobby.

The place has a cool website, (www.venusrestaurant.net)but it doesn’t put or airs or take itself too seriously. It basically delivers on what it advertises. How often do you find that, these days? I would definitely go back, if only to order the roasted chicken.

Shades of Indigo

Friday, May 15th, 2009

Indigo Girls played Zellerbach Hall on the Berkeley Campus last night. I’ll share the comments of a few concert-goers, from the end of the concert:

“Whoooooooooo—hoooooooooooo!”
“We love you! We love you!”

The Girls; you might say they’re popular.
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Up on the watershed/ standing at a fork in the road.”

On my own, I would not have considered driving to Berkeley (“on a school night?”) after work to see a concert, but the idea came from Terry Weyna, author of the blog Reading the Leaves (http://readingtheleaves.com/) and member of my writers’ group. Terry did all the coordination, getting the tickets and even making dinner reservations at a place called Venus on Shattuck. Terry lives in Belmont. Theoretically, and in fact, mileage-wise, Berkeley is about halfway between our respective homes. At first we were going to meet at the restaurant, but since The Other Change of Hobbit bookstore (http://www.otherchangeofhobbit.com/) is about three blocks away, we thought we would try to meet there, about 5:30.

So I sailed down southbound 101, virtually traffic free (I’m not bragging, I’m just saying) and turned onto Shattuck about 4:45 pm. Smooth sailing could have ended there because of the stress and trauma of parking. I was already feeling anxious about driving in city traffic, but there weren’t that many cars and I did all right, only dropped into hyperventilation a couple of times. I found a place on Durant, one block up from the restaurant.

Berkeley is a pretty town and this is the area with lots of bookstores—fewer than the golden age of Cody’s and Black Oak, but still good. I walked past Pegasus Books on the way down to Shattuck. Other Change of Hobbit and Half-Price Books are about three storefronts apart, and one of those storefronts is a comic book store called Comic Relief. There are also colorful buildings, colorful people, wonderful architecture and these places where you can look down the street and see the gleaming silver water of the bay. You can also get aggressively pan-handled. Since I apparently was wearing my “I’m a Tourist” T-shirt (What gave me away? The gawking? The squinting at addresses?) pan-handlers actually veered away from other targets to approach me.

Terry, of course, had the reverse commute, and traffic was terrible. She made it to the bookstore about ten to six, during which time I had purchased two Thomas Disch books and been entertained by the antics of the store’s two Siamese cats. The store is typical city shop space—long, narrow, shelves to the ceilings. It was slightly disrupted because they were reorganizing a couple of sections, but it was still completely navigable. A stack of the Miles Vorkosigan series, in mass market paperback, leered at me when I walked in, and I was tempted to get one of the omnibus collections I don’t have, but I was strong. This time.
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We’re lookin’ for illegal immigrants, can we check your car?
I said, I think maybe we were on the same boat, back in 1694
.”

I had Venus confused with Café Med, which is on Telegraph (but I bet it’s on the same meridian parallel as Venus!). This narrow, brick-walled café features organic, sustainable, really good food. I looked at my word count here and decided I will devote another post to Venus’s food. I will say, however, that while I was in the bathroom, our waiter told Terry that the Indigo Girls had catered their dinner from there.

While I was in the bathroom I noticed this nice statue they had. It was draped with twinkle lights. It was of a woman stepping out of a clamshell, very classical looking, hair strategically placed. I thought, “Oh, they have a statue of Venus. That’s nice.” No, I really did. And then a second later I thought, “Doh!”

From Venus, we walked a few blocks up Bancroft to Zellerbach Hall. Hall parking was already full, and a diverse crowd was gathering. At the box office, not to my complete surprise, I ran into Bob Matteucchi, who works there. The Sig-O and I have known Bob for years, from boy scouts. It was great running into him! He looked great. He’s still living in Santa Rosa, he said, and making the commute, which isn’t as bad as he had expected.

Then, in we went.
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I’m not an ordinary monster. I’m a legendary beast.”

So there’s this guy opening for them, his name’s Matt Morris. The lights go down, the house, only about three-quarters filled at this time, gets quiet. After a few minutes this slender guy in gray jeans and a soft-crowned white hat walks out. He’s holding a guitar. He walks to the mike and launches into a traditional folk song. He has a smooth, trained tenor voice and amazing range. I don’t think he played guitar on that one. He played a song called, “I Need Forgiveness, Tonight,” and one called “Money,” which would be a nice companion piece to Sweet Honey in the Rock’s “Greed.”
He sounds like a country-boy, commenting more than once on how great it was to play a hall like Zellerbach. He meant the awesome acoustics. He’s from Denver, so that country-boy thing is obviously cultivated. He says that he likes California. He got married in San Francisco, “back when I could.” (Cheers, whistles from this marriage-equality crowd).

He does a kind of jazz-blues thing, and then talks about an album he has coming out in September. On it, he does a song with Patti Griffith. Yeah, I know. He sang that song, “Bloodline.” Here’s my prediction; as a duet with Patti, this will be a breakout hit.

He talks about having the experience of getting married in San Francisco and leaving that to fly to Oklahoma for a funeral. From being accepted, embraced, to being Other, he says, “In the space of a flight.”

“This is a song I wrote about that experience.” And he plays “Ordinary Monster.”

He ends with an intriguing metaphysical/philosophical song about religion and reincarnation; with lyrics like “I twice brought the world to its knees, once with love and once with greed.” Powerful song that I would have to hear again.

Matt played for about 45 minutes. There was an intermission, during with the hall completely filled. A few minutes after nine, the Indigo Girls came out.
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He graded my performance, he said he could see through me. I spent four years prostrate the Higher Mind, got my paper and I was free.”

It was the two of them and their keyboardist Julie. In the first ten minutes (three songs) they changed instruments twice. In addition to powerful message music, compelling lyrics, exquisite melodies and limpid harmonies, Amy and Emily have virtuosity with any American fretted instrument. I don’t know how they’d do with a balalaika or a mazurka, but anything else is in their arsenal. I didn’t see an ukulele last night, but I bet they could play one.

They played several songs from the new album, and lots of old, old songs, including one of my favorites, an obscure piece called “Kid Fears.” Amy got out her black guitar and did a solo on Mark Knoefler’s “Romeo.” Amy putting on her black guitar is like an actor putting on a leather jacket and flipping up the collar; you know it’s going to be badass, and it’s going to rock.

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Are you on fire?”

They said they found out a friend of theirs was playing Berkeley also and they invited her out onto the stage. Michelle Malone. So this skinny girl comes out, rippling brown hair, wearing a guitar, says, “Hi, Y’all,” in her best southern manner. She’s playing at the Café de Noir, I think she says, later that very night. “Y’all come by.” At this point she practically bats her eyelashes, and goes, “I didn’t know what to play so I thought I’d do a little southern love song. Just a love song—is that okay with y’all?” The crowd immediately communicates to her that it is, indeed, okay. “Yeah, just a little hit-and-run love song.”

And she slams into this fuel-injected kickass Texas rock-and-roll riff, bluesy, fast, riveting, and starts to sing in a whiskey-and-cigarettes voice, some words I can’t even get but which might have been, “scream all night,” and she means it in the good way. And then, she starts playing faster! I was waiting to see sparks trail from her fingers. I told Terry she must be a mutant, the X-files kind of mutant. She has a new record coming out soon also.

The Girls played for two solid hours.

They are at home with their audiences, because of course their fans know every lyric. Indigo Girl fans are devoted. The energy feed-back loop that is the mark of a good performance should have been registering on California’s energy grid.

Because they’re lesbians who are married (they’re been together 30 years next January), and because a few years ago they devoted a large part of their website to marriage equality, some people pigeon-hole the Girls as “just” gay rights activists. At last night’s concert, though, they introduced people from Amnesty International, and they did a food drive for the Berkeley food bank. They’re not just gay rights activists, they’re human rights activists.
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What would you give for your kid fears?”

When the concert was over we made our way outside into a clear, pleasant May evening. I wasn’t wearing a jacket or sweater. Didn’t need one. We walked to my car. The plan was for me to drop Terry off at her parking garage on Addison, but I missed the turn, so I unceremoniously dumped her at a McDonald’s on University. Don’t look at me that way; I slowed the car down before I did it!

I don’t go to a lot of concerts. I usually think I’m too tired, or it’s too much trouble or something. Then I go to one and I wonder why I don’t go more. And then I get home, and it’s 1:00 AM, my throat hurts from screaming, there’s still that not-quite-mosquito-pitched whining in my ears, and I know that I have to go to work sometime the next day. And I still wonder why I don’t go more.

 

 

. . .Where We’ve All Gone Before

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Star Trek
Starring: Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana
Directed by: J J Abrahms
2009

(May contain spoilers. Probably not, but don’t say you weren’t warned.)

Saw Star Trek. Wow! Like a long roller-coaster ride with lots of light and loud noises. Lots of lights. Lots of loud noises.

Casting? They nailed it. Zachary Quinto as Spock is shivers-down-your-spine accurate, especially in that first scene with his mother. Karl Urban—Bones! Chris Pine incarnates James T Kirk’s swaggering braggadocio, especially in the laugh-out-loud-hilarious Kobayashi Maru sequence.

Enough Trek jokes and one-liners for everybody.

In this “reboot,” Kirk is a fatherless rebel with big authority issues. He never backs down from a fight, which pretty much means he gets pounded when he picks fights with six or seven people at a time. Spock is struggling to choose between human emotion and the iron discipline of Vulcan logic. Uhura is smart, assertive, fiercely competitive. Watching these alpha males/females learn to bond as a team is perfect summer fun.

But I did have a few quibbles. . .

Just a few, really.

Like, okay, two-thirds of the way through the movie, when Scotty and Kirk are beamed aboard the Enterprise, what’s with the human-sized HabiTrails © filled with water, and the thing that looks like a giant margarita blender? Seriously, what’s with that?

And the time-travel thing. So, after the Romulan villain appears out of the black hole in a ship that’s got to be the space-travel equivalent of a HumVee and kills Kirk’s father, where does he go for 25 years? Does he just wait by the singularity, poised like a cat over a gopher hole, for his quarry to emerge? And wouldn’t someone notice that big honkin’ ship just parked out there in that sector?

He has a crew. Wouldn’t his crew mutiny? I mean, wouldn’t they be thinking, along about, I don’t know, year five, that maybe their time would be better spent going to the planet Romulus and warning them about what’s coming up in their future? After ten or eleven years, don’t you think they’d mutiny just to go someplace where they could drink beer and meet chicks?

Then there’s the super planet-killing drill. Okay, the drill is kinda cool, but it has the long, wicked, barbed chain that hangs from the ship into the atmosphere to support it. Why a wicked barbed chain instead of a tractor beam or some really cool monofilament thing? Because it’s an evil, evil, bad drill! That’s why!

Picky points, I know, and they didn’t really detract too much from my enjoyment of the movie. Okay, the giant margarita blender did.

I have to get serious for a moment, about some relationship quibbles. This is important because, like the casting, they came darn close to nailing the relationships 100%, except for a couple of little things. . .

Two of these characters have an intimate relationship. They engage on a physical level twice in the movie—once in an elevator and once on the transporter pad. I’ll give them the elevator; not because it was character-accurate but because we, American audiences, are to blame; we are so jaded that we don’t believe people can have strong physical feelings for each other unless they are clinging to each other and panting. I won’t give them the transporter scene though. Not buying it. The dialogue, yes, it was pitch perfect for these two, but not the embrace; not in those circumstances, not those two people.

The second quibble worries me more. This James Kirk respects no one. At the beginning of the movie he certainly doesn’t respect Spock. At the end of the movie, it becomes clear that he has learned to respect him, for real.

When did that moment happen? When did Kirk realize how much there was to admire in Spock, his contemporary—not Future Spock or Some Abstract Spock or We’re Great Friends in the Future Spock? Somewhere, I missed that moment. And somewhere amid the lights, the noise, and the laughter, I really want to see it.

A Measure of Comfort

Saturday, May 9th, 2009

“Well, Tosca isn’t for everyone.”
One opera-goer to another
Quantum of Solace

Quantum of Solace
Daniel Craig, Judi Dench
Directed by Marc Forster

Bond is back! First we had the “franchise reboot” movie, Casino Royale, and now we have Quantum of Solace.

Three reasons to get this DVD:

Bond as played by Daniel Craig.
M as portrayed by Dame Judi Dench
Tosca.

Yes, that’s right, Tosca, the opera. About 40 minutes into this globe-trotting actioner, the movie takes us to Bregenz and a production of Tosca. I was planning to write, “If this isn’t an actual staging of Tosca, it should be.” And it is, the Himmelmann version from 2007, as I found out from mostlyopera,blogpot.com. (Any errors in the preceding sentences are mine, not the website’s). The opera sequence is the best one in the movie. The staging, the music, the strategic use of silence, Bond’s tuxedoed violence—it’s all wonderful. Tosca also provides a signpost for the journey Camille, this movie’s Bond Girl, must take.

The second best thing in the movie is one scene, where one of the villains, Dominic Greene (Mathieu Amalic) gets off a private jet, into a waiting limousine, and gives the two men who were on the plane with him a look. Wait, I’m sorry, I’m not doing it justice. It’s A Look.

The third best thing in the movie is a tie; every scene with M; and a woman named Corinne whispering, “Thank you,” to Bond.

The. . . well, you can’t call it a plot, exactly. . the framework on which the scenes are hung is just sturdy enough to hold things together until the next car chase/horse race/boat chase/opera/fistfight/shooting/plane chase/plane crash/party/murder/ action adventure sequence. I’m not saying the writing isn’t smart—it is—it’s just that most of us watch a Bond movie to see men in tuxedos do spin kicks and head butts, and the creators of this movie know that.

Some things are nonsensical. A luxury hotel that bursts into flames if a guest basically sneezes too hard? Please, that’s just bad design, people. The evil pocket dictator-wannabe who ties up women for his sexual gratification . . . (yawn). These are minor quibbles that don’t annoy long enough to derail your enjoyment of the movie.

There is a curious purity in Bond’s relationship with Camille. Although there is a hint, near the end of the movie, that they may have had sex, on screen they barely kiss. Bond does get a girl because, dude, he’s Bond, but it isn’t the Bond Girl. When Camille explains to Bond that by “rescuing” her during the speedboat chase he in fact robbed her of vengeance against the man who raped her mother and killed her family, Bond pauses, and says, simply, “I apologize.” The relationship between these two is almost mentor and apprentice.

Throughout the movie, Bond has been haunted by the memory of Vesper, the woman he loved who betrayed him, and who killed herself in order to keep from betraying him completely. At the end, the very end, Bond confronts the man who manipulated Vesper. He finds a way to forgive her and free himself from her ghost. He is not yet completely free, and we see, in this Bond universe, how the loss of Vesper shaped Bond the man, but we believe that he has gained, at least for a moment, a quantum of solace.